BFF: If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

BBFC Ratingf-rated FilmBFF: If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

Showing: 04 November 2025

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Tue 4 Nov 2025

CertificateNot Rated
Year2025
GenreComedy, Drama
Director(s)Mary Bronstein
Writer(s)Mary Bronstein
LanguageEnglish
CountryUSA
Running Time1HR 53MINS
Season Belfast Film Festival

Starring the hugely talented Rose Byrne as you’ve never seen her before, plus Conan O’Brien, Christian Slater and A$AP Rocky, If I Had Legs I’d Kick You is a film that will head straight for your central nervous system and plug itself in.

Shot in intense close-up, the film follows stressed-out mother Linda as she juggles the responsibility of a sick child, an apartment with a huge hole in the ceiling, judgement from pretty much every person she encounters (including her own therapist/boss) and a husband who is almost entirely absent. Impossible to take your eyes from yet at points a watch-through-fingers film, this is a daring portrayal of the darker side of motherhood.

From the mumblecore-defining director of Yeast, Mary Bronstein, in a swift side-step of that genre, the film brilliantly captures spiralling anxiety in a seemingly never-ending cycle of if-you-don’t-laugh-you’ll-cry nightmare scenarios. Not for the faint hearted, but fortune favours the brave.

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