If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

BBFC Ratingf-rated FilmIf I Had Legs I'd Kick You

Showing: 20 February 2026 until 28 February 2026 , 02 March 2026 until 05 March 2026

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Certificate15
Year2025
GenreComedy, Drama
Director(s)Mary Bronstein
Writer(s)Mary Bronstein
LanguageEnglish
CountryUSA
Running Time1HR 53MINS
Season Main Programme
Audio AccessibleClosed Captioning Descriptive subtitles screening on Wed 25 Feb at 6.10pm

Sharply funny and deeply resonant, If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is an electrifying drama from filmmaker Mary Bronstein (Yeast), anchored by a mesmerising, Golden Globe-winning performance from Rose Byrne. 

Therapist Linda (Byrne) feels overwhelmed with the pressures of everyday life, particularly as she struggles to navigate her child’s (Delaney Quinn) mysterious illness with a singular lack of support from her absent husband (Christian Slater). On the edge of exhaustion, she tries to stay afloat with the help of her hostile therapist (Conan O'Brien) and her new neighbour (A$AP Rocky), in this unflinching and claustrophobic, yet deeply affecting and darkly funny drama.

"A film guaranteed to knock the breath out of you" - Little White Lies


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